Aw geez, sometimes I see peoples status’s and I just want to comment the most horrible things, but I’ve kept them in. I am releasing them now though in a massive fury! Here we go!

I am pretty sure it’s still your fault. 
You definitely should have known about the cat.
Fire is always an option. 
Take her face as a trophy!
that’s what the butterfly effect is for.
…well they don’t have to necessarily die..
Do you not have friends? 
Deep fry that shizz!
it takes one to grape one!
I’d put a cauldron on that and call it a movie title
tickle the elbows!
Feed it aspirin, then duck
more gore next time please
Let’s play jenga sometime! Just kidding I don’t want to because I don’t like you.
I ran over your future with my car
That’s a nice hair ‘do!’ 
I don’t care if it doesn’t make sense, your favorite pet is still dead
feed it to the fish! Ha please feed it to the fish!
You’re welcome

Upcoming album news!

The theme for my upcoming album is kinda like, a world with post apocalyptic islands and ghost alleys and circuses made out of celestial anythings and paintings trying to escape they’re cave wall prisons and cardboard cities and paper trees and suspended underwater worlds making a joke out of gravity and stitched mountains and patched hills and human robots and robot humans and monsters made of beds and closets and a rusted sky and hollowed earth and parties under cemeteries and super villains minus super heroes and marionette clouds, but not
-Johnny Clyde

laughingstation:

more funny posts here! 

finlidan:

rhamphotheca:

scorpioninthesink: FLUFFY WHITE BATS IN A BANANA LEAF

* Yes, well specifically, Honduran White Bat (Ectophylla alba). 

SEL I FOUND THE BABY SUGARBAT :o

good pictures only

good pictures only

wheresmycardigan:

It’s been a while since I did any illustrations, because of studying, but I was able to do these three quick doodles earlier this week.

First one was something for wirrow’s birthday.  The bottom two are zombie!Sway and vampire!JohnnyClyde— both which I was supposed to do MONTHS ago (sorry guys!!!).

Uhm, happy Pi-day, everyone!